Destroy a wish game

Wish Granted But it is counterfeit
I wish I could sleep

Granted, but you had nightmares the whole time and it kept waking you up.

I wish I had more wishes.

granted but they aren't what you want
I wish I had a turtle

Granted, but it happens to be a snapping turtle so later that night when you are sleeping he wakes up in the middle of the night hungry for human flesh so he snaps at your voicebox so you can't scream for him to stop eating you alive.

I wish I had 1000 true active members on my forums without any of there post being spam whilst it not being a dream or nightmare.

Granted but then the forum got hacked

I wish I had a cookie.

Granted, but I "eateded" it.
I wish more people had wishes.

Granted...but you keep corrupting them!

I wish I had a .com

Granted, but you stole the money from a POOR child to get it. Somehow at your domain registers website, the CEO found out about this and took your domain away and banned you from ever getting a new one again! (MUHAHA)

I wish I owned a Legal bank full of money of which no one new about, and it had no downfalls.

Granted but terrorist blew it down and took the money to fund the war. Happy? You just let the middle east win.

I wish I can get the new muse CD early.

granted but there is a gorge scratch alll over it and won't play
I wish I had a turtle

Wish granted but, It escaped through the backyard door.
I wish I had a wish.

Your wish is granted, but you'll have no memory of making a wish in the first place.
I wish I was on vacation...

granted, but then terrorists capture and kill you
i wish that my custom group would last longer than 2 weeks

Granted, but then it becomes completely messed up.
I wish I had more free time

Granted, but it's in your grave

I wish I could have some pudding that wasn't rotten or spoiled (in other words was edible), it wasn't stolen, it waqsn't poisened, it wasn't already opened, it was chocolate, it wasn't poop, and it was delicious BEAT THAT

granted, but then you looked at it and it blew up
i wish my dragon grew!!!

Please remember to grant my wish above.

umm...I'm confused...whose wish do i grant?

Wish granted but then your dragon died.

I wish that school was cancelled forever.

Wish granted but the next day a new thing called stuole was made and it was the same thing as school! I wish i was a character in a video game.

Wish granted but then you were actually dreaming.

I wish I had every game in the world.

Granted, but you had to sell all your gamestations.

I wish for Mudkipz.

Granted, but then you'd instantly regret you ever wished it.
I wish for a lemon meringue pie.